 | Uncle Sam: Hey, Pig, I need to borrow some more cash. I'm broke and just need a little more money to buy the bare essentials. Pig: Peally, uncle Sam? What did you do with the hundred dollars I gave you last week? Uncle Sam: Set it on fire and threw it down a manhole. Pig: Our uncle is not good with money.
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 | Pig: Uncle Sam's at our door again... He wants more money. Rat: All that guy does is waste it. Pig: Yeah, but he says he needs it for essential things this time Rat: Oh, yeah? Well, ask what he needs it for specifically. Uncle Sam: Money to gamble on beer pong. Pig: I'm starting to doubt that guy.
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