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 | Rat: How was the bingo tournament last night? Pig: It was cancelled... One of the ceiling tiles fell and crushed Ms.Pinkett. Rat: How awful. Pig: She knew the risks of playing the game. |
 | Swine: I went to ms.Pinkett's funeral last night. Rat: How was it? Swine: It was very moving... Someone placed the card from her last bingo game in her hands. Rat: How nice. Swine: Everyone cried when they saw she only needed an «0». Rat: She went out with a bing. |
 | IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD ONLY TAKE ONE THING WITH YOU TO READ, WHAT WOULD IT BE? | A NEWSPAPER. | NO, YOU DUMB PIG... A NEWSPAPER WOULD GET OLD AFTER ONE DAY. | OH, NO... I'D SUBSCRIBE. |
 | Rat: On long, dark evenings, I am sometimes overwhelmed by my fears.
Pig: Your ears?
Rat: My ears? What about my ears? Did you say something about my ears?
Pig: Yes...Don't let them scare you.
Rat: You scare me.
Pig: My ears are harmless. |
 | IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU THAT YOU ONLY HAD FIVE YEARS TO LIVE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? | EASY... I'D SCREAM. | NO, YOU DUMBPIG... WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE FIVE YEARS YOU HAD LEFT? | I'D SCREAM EVEN MORE. | I THINK I'M GONNA START SCREAMING. | ARE YOU DYING? |
 | WERE YOU EVER THROWN OUT OF A CLUB? | PLENTY, WHY? | BECAUSE THAT 'SOCIETY OF CULTURED PIGS' GROUP JUST BOOTED ME. | THEY GOT WORD OF THE BACON THING, HUH? | ...BUT B.L.T.'S TASTE SO DARN GOOD. | THEY'RE TOO JUDGMENTAL. |
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 | Text: «Life Goals Questionnaire. On scale of zero to 100, how important is money to you?» 100 Text: «On scale of zero to 100, how hard are you willing to work for that goal?» Zero Rat: I think I've found the source of my problems. |
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 | *Leap* Rat: The effects of that annoying burger king jungle. Pig: He did the right thing. |
 | Pig: Thank god it's friday... We've got all of saturday and sunday ahead of us. Rat: We've got every day ahead of us. We have no jobs, no skills, and no prospects. Pig: We've really figured out life Свин: Наконец-то пятница! У нас впереди целая суббота и воскресенье. Крыс: У нас все дни впереди. Мы безработные, ничего не умеем, у нас нет перспектив. Свин: Жизнь удалась. |
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